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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
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Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?
A. The ones in the mail, of course
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Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?
A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?
A. Russel
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Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A. A Clausterphobic
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