Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Silly Jokes


Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.
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Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll
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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?

A. The ones in the mail, of course
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Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?

A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?

A. Russel
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Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A. A Clausterphobic

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