Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Silly Jokes

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. "Is that you mommy?"
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.
Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?

A. The ones in the mail, of course
Q. Why did the boy eat his homework?

A. Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q. What do you call a man who rolls in the leaves?

A. Russel
Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A. A Clausterphobic

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