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24 Things Your Dachshund Can Do For You

1. Captain your ship

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2. Make you laugh when you’re sad

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3. Be your personal stylist

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4. Cook you a four-course meal

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5. Spice up your front lawn

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6. Be your date to a wedding

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7. Get you hyped for Shark Week

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8. Take care of you when you are sick

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9. Help you pack for vacation

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10. Be your scuba diving buddy

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11. Catch your dinner

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12. Read you poetry before bed

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13. Paint your portrait

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14. Drive your kids to school

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15. Play football with you

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16. Lead a jam sesh

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17. Put out small fires

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18. Teach you how to hula dance

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19. Play Harry Potter with you

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20. Be your gun for real-life Halo

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21. Be a skunk

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22. Host a tea party for you and your friends

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23. Be your Game Boy

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24. Sell themselves for money

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