Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Make Up Sale

I heard about this on the radio this morning and had to look it up (I am definitely what you would call a BARGAIN shopper). MAKE UP FOR $1!!

How Can Makeup Only Cost $1?
Before you go thinking this is a teen makeup line or that it's just another brand of "cheap" cosmetics that can't compare to the more expensive makeup lines on the market, consider this...

Just as there are "generic drugs" made which are identical to their high-cost name-brand medicines, there are also "generic makeups" made which are identical to their high-cost name-brand cosmetics.

The only difference is the amount of money spent on marketing the product. Period.

e.l.f. is a prime example of this theory. They are able to offer high quality makeup products at a very low price because of their...

...low overhead costs

...lack of advertising

...minimal packaging

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Stupid

GRRRRRRRRRRR! I have to say, I TOTALLY agree with the point made by Brian Segee when he says:

Brian Segee, an attorney with Defenders of Wildlife, said, "It's dangerous, it's arrogant, it's going to have pronounced environmental impacts and it won't do a thing to address the problems of undocumented immigrants or address border security problems. It's an incredibly simplistic and ineffective approach to complex problems."

It comes from this article:

Border fence will skirt environmental laws

WASHINGTON -- In an aggressive move to finish building 670 miles of border fence by the end of this year, the Department of Homeland Security announced today that it will waive federal environmental laws to meet that goal.

The two waivers, which will allow the department to slash through a thicket of environmental and cultural laws, would be the most expansive to date, encompassing land in California, New Mexico, Arizona and Texas that stretches about 470 miles.

The waivers are highly controversial with environmentalists and border communities, which see them as a federal imposition that could damage the land and disrupts wildlife.


Read the rest of the story here.

Heart

Go Padres!

Padres' ace is swingin' and slingin'

Jake Peavy pitched like a Cy Young winner and hit like a Silver Slugger, and the Padres eased to a 4-0 win over the Astros last night before a sellout crowd at Petco Park to smoothly open the 40th season of major league baseball in San Diego.

Peavy, the unanimous winner of the Cy Young last year, shut out the Astros for seven innings, allowing three hits and three walks. The Padres led 3-0 after his 107th and final pitch.

“Jake threw the ball well all night,” manager Bud Black said. “He held his stuff through the seventh inning. As the game went on, he seemed more in control.”

More of the story here.


PS Sorry Tiger fans, sounds as though Opening Day didn't bode so well...

Can you wait?!

I can't... Only a week and a couple days till the new Office episodes... Here is what is to come...

DINNER PARTY
8/7c TV-PG
04.10.2008

GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER - Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Jim (John Krasinski) find they have run out of excuses and are forced to go to Jan (Melora Hardin) and Michael's (Golden Globe winner Steve Carell) house for dinner. When Andy (Ed Helms) and Angela (Angela Kinsey) are also invited to dinner, Dwight's (Rainn Wilson) jealousy gets the best of him. Leslie David Baker, Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Oscar Nunez, Phyllis Smith, Paul Lieberstein, Mindy Kaling and Creed Bratton also star.

Tricks

April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day, though not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends, enemies and neighbors, or sending them on fools' errands, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible.

The origins of this custom are complex and a matter of much debate. It is likely a relic of the once common festivities held on the vernal equinox, which began on the 25th of March, old New Year's Day, and ended on the 2nd of April.

Though the 1st of April appears to have been observed as a general festival in Great Britain in antiquity, it was apparently not until the beginning of the 18th century that the making of April-fools was a common custom. In Scotland the custom was known as "hunting the gowk," i.e. the cuckoo, and April-fools were "April-gowks," the cuckoo being a term of contempt, as it is in many countries.

One of the earliest connections of the day with fools is Chaucer's story the Nun's Priest's Tale (c.1400), which concerns two fools and takes place "thritty dayes and two" from the beginning of March, which is April 1. The significance of this is difficult to determine.

Europe may have derived its April-fooling from the French. French and Dutch references from 1508 and 1539 respectively describe April Fools' Day jokes and the custom of making them on the first of April. France was one of the first nations to make January 1 officially New Year's Day (which was already celebrated by many), by decree of Charles IX. This was in 1564, even before the 1582 adoption of the Gregorian calendar (See Julian start of the year). Thus the New Year's gifts and visits of felicitation which had been the feature of the 1st of April became associated with the first day of January, and those who disliked or did not hear about the change were fair game for those wits who amused themselves by sending mock presents and paying calls of pretended ceremony on the 1st of April. In France the person fooled is known as poisson d'avril (April fish). This has been explained as arising from the fact that in April the sun quits the zodiacal sign of the fish. The French traditionally celebrated this holiday by placing dead fish on the backs of friends. Today, real fish have been replaced with sticky, fish-shaped paper cut-outs that children try to sneak onto the back of their friends' shirts. Candy shops and bakeries also offer fish-shaped sweets for the holiday.

Some Dutch also celebrate the 1st of April for other reasons. In 1572, the Netherlands were ruled by Spain's King Philip II. Roaming the region were Dutch rebels who called themselves Geuzen, after the French "gueux," meaning beggars. On April 1, 1572, the Geuzen seized the small coastal town of Den Briel. This event was also the start of the general civil rising against the Spanish in other cities in the Netherlands. The Duke of Alba, commander of the Spanish army could not prevent the uprising. Bril is the Dutch word for glasses, so on April 1, 1572, "Alba lost his glasses." The Dutch commemorate this with humor on the first of April.

Ryan or Jack

Ryan has been told twice in the last two days that he looks like Jack from Lost... What are your thoughts?

Jack:


Ryan (and me):